Nobody Thinks an Ass is Listening....

The Golden Ass is actually the first version of the Televisions show Mr. Ed, or better known by Dr. Sexson is Francis the Talking Mule. The Golden Ass is the first story of Cupid and Psyche..As well as the first Monster in Law story, all with each owns moral..but of course.....the moral of the story IS the story, taken all the way home by yours truly...Shakespeare, who plagiarized and or channeled OVID'S METAMORPHOSIS. In he Golden Ass we end where we begin...."we shall not stop from exploration, but arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time." A mix of of Disney....Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty. Cinderella must undergo her own trials to get where she needs to be or end up.... she in must clean the entire house and finish all chores before she can go to the ball, and out from all the little cracks comes cute little talking mice....NO! Wait! That's wrong!! Out from the cracks came ANTS!! Or possibly she must obtain sheeps wool, or fetch water with the help of an eagle, or knock on the Avon lady's door and ask nicely "hey lady, just hand over the make-up or the fluffy gets it!!" In other words, the worst Mother in Law in the whole world!!!